Welcome to the Hyundai Immortal Carrd.
It was too big for the regular Carrd. I had to make a seperate Carrd account so I could make this.
Enjoy.
This is p much gonna be a text block for the sake of conserving elements but you can control + f for specific chapters if you so wish.
[Image description: a graphic featuring a 'Heavy Metal' Mater, standing on a stage and singing confidently. To the side, Manfred, who has been edited to be goth, is thinking to himself, "OMG! He is sooo goffick!" Text under the image reads, "I feel the need to clarify that Mater is not a singer in this AU. I just found this picture on Google Images. End image description]
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my husband (ew not in that way) adri, transedgeworths 4 helpin me wif da materfred. U rok! Wyldstyle ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
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Hi my name is Manfred Per'fection Silver von Carma and I have long silver hair (that’s how I got my name) with white streaks and blue tips that reaches my mid-back and icy grey eyes like liquid ash and a lot of people tell me I look like Preminger (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Miles Axelrod but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prosecutor but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a racer, and I go to a magic school called Themis Wheel in America where I’m in the seventh year (I’m sixty five). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly grey. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue corset with matching gold lace around it and black leather short shorts, black fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Themis Wheel. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of defense attorneys stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Manny!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Tow Mater!
“What’s up Mater?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
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AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Chapter 2.
AN: Fangz 2 transedgeworths 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW defense attorneys stop flaming ma story ok!
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my wardrobe and drank some defense attorney tears from a bottle I had. My wardrobe was black ebony and inside it was hot gold velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a prosecutor badge necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun.
My friend, Adrian (AN: Dri dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. Ey flipped eir short ear-length raven blue hair with teal streaks and opened eir blood-red eyes. Vae put on vaer IDKHOW t-shirt with a black jeans, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner) and ey shaved eir bald head.
“OMFG, I saw you talking to Tow Mater yesterday!” ey said excitedly.
“Yeah? So?” I said, blushing.
“Do you like Mater?” vae asked as we went out of the prosecutors lobby and into the courtroom.
“No I so fucking don’t!” I shouted.
“Yeah right!” ey exclaimed. Just then, Mater walked up to me.
“Hi.” he said.
“Hi.” I replied flirtily.
“Guess what.” he said.
“What?” I asked.
“Well, Good Carlotte are having a concert in the Sunshine Carlosseum.” he told me.
“Oh. My. Fucking. God!” I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR.
“Well…. do you want to go with me?” he asked.
I gasped.
Chapter 3.
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY DEFENSE ATTORNEYS OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! FANGS AGEN ADRI! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Cralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped blue fishnets. Then I put on a black leather suit with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I shot someone in an elevator. I read a homophobic book while I waited for the body to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some attorney tears so I was ready to go to the concert.
I went outside. Mater was waiting there. He is a flying car. He was wearing a Seatbelt Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).
“Hi Mater!” I said in a depressed voice.
“Hi Manny.” he said back. I walked into him (his license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Carlotte and Carilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, I hopped out of the him. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Carlotte.
“You come in cold, you're covered in oil
They're all so happy you've arrived
The doctor unplugs your fuel cap, hands you to your mom
She sets you free into this life.” sang Carvin Grossberg (I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).
“Grossberg is so fucking hot.” I said to Mater, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.
Suddenly Mater looked sad.
“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.
“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.
“Really?” asked Mater sensitively and he put his tire around me all protective.
“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Grossberg and he’s going out with Robert fucking Handbrake. I fucking hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of his ugly ravenette face.
The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did Mater. After the concert, we drank some motor oil and asked Robert and Carvin for their autographs and photos with them. We got GC concert tees. I crawled back into Mater but he didn’t go back into Themis Wheel, instead he drove into……………………… the destroyed courtroom!
Chapter 4.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is MAFERD nut gary stu OK! MATER IS SOO IN LUV wif him dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
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“MATER!” I shouted. “What the fuck do you think you are doing?”
Mater didn’t answer but he stopped driving. I walked out of him, curiously.
“What the fucking hell?” I asked angrily.
“Manfred?” he asked.
“What?” I snapped.
Mater leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.
And then…………… suddenly just as I Mater kissed me passionately. Mater climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a bench. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my binder. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….
“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….The judge!
Chapter 5.
AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a defense attorney or a witnses! Da only reson judg swor is coz he had a hedache ok an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws!
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THe judge made and Mater and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.
“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.
I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. Mater comforted me. When we went back to the courthouse the judge took us to Professor Godot and Professor Courtney who were both looking very angry.
“They were having sexual intercourse in the destroyed courtroom!” he yelled in a furious voice.
“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Professor Courtney.
“How dare you?” demanded Professor Godot.
And then Mater shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HIM!”
Everyone was quiet. The judge and Professor Courtney still looked mad but Professor Godot said. “Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms.”
Mater and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us.
“Are you okay, Manny?” Mater asked me gently.
“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to the prosecutor's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with blue lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….
Mater was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna drive’ by Good Carlotte. I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.
Chapter 6.
AN: shjt up defense attornez ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!
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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on black short shorts that were all ripped around the end and a matching top with gold skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with blue.
In courtroom no. 2, I ate some Weetos cereal with motor oil instead of milk, and a glass of red motor oil. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
“Bastard!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale red face of a gothic car with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn’t have glasses anymore and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Mater’s and there was no paint job on his bonnet anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like an Audi. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m trans gener so I didn’t get one you sicko.
“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.
“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.
“My name’s Montgomery McQueen, although most people call me Lightning these days.” he grumbled.
“Why?” I exclaimed.
“Because I love the taste of defense attorney tears. I gulp them very fast.” he giggled.
“Well, I am a prosecutor.” I confessed.
“Really?” he whimpered.
“Yeah.” I roared.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Mater came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Chapter 7. Bring me 2 court
AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Maferd isn’t a Garry Stue ok he isn’t perfect HES A PROSECUTR! n he has problemz hes depressed 4 godz sake!
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Mater held my pale white hand with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing a gold Prosecutor budge on my nails in gold nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Garu Stue 2 u?). I waved to Lightning. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Mater. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Mater. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………
We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather binder and he took off his tire covers. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)
“Oh Mater, Mater!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Mater’s chassis. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… Lightning!
I was so angry.
“You bastard!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.
“No! No! But you don’t understand!” Mater pleaded. But I knew too much.
“No, you fucking idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have rusted tires anyway!”
I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Mater ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was on Lightning’s race track where he was having a lesson with Professor Godot and some other people.
“LIGHTNING MCQUEEN, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!” I yelled.
Chapter 8.
AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a defense attorney!
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Everyone in the class stared at me and then Mater came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
“Manny, it’s not what you think!” Mater screamed sadly.
My friend C'ruz Dinoco Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had a yellow paint job that she was wearing white makeup on. Cruz was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are racers and one of them is a prosecutor but Gregory Edgeworth killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Ramirez. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is a persecutor now not car. )
“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Godot demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
“Lightning, I can’t believe you cheated on me with Mater!” I shouted at him.
Everyone gasped.
I don’t know why Manfred was so mad at me. I had went out with Lightning (I’m bi and so is Manny) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Sally, a stupid lawyer fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a lawyer.)
“But I’m not going out with Mater anymore!” said Lightning.
“Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the destroyed courtroom where I had lost my virility to Mater and then I started to bust into tears.
Chapter 9.
AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn pay all da gams! dis is frum da movies ok so itz nut my folt if da judge swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson gdot dosent lik lightning now is coz hes defense attorney and lightning is a racer! MCR ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe Mater for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with Mater.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and a hat and everything started floating towards me in an elevator! He had a hat (basically like Gregory Edgeworth in the movie) and he was wearing formal clothes but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Gregory Edgeworth!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Edgeworth shouted "Stop!” and I couldn’t run away.
“DL-6!” I shouted at him. Gregory fell out of his elevator and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
"Manfred.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Lightning McQueen!”
I thought about Lightning and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like an Audi. I remembered that Mater had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Mater went out with Lightning before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, Gregory!” I shouted back.
Gregory gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Mater!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
Gregory got a dude-ur-so-stupid look on his face. “I hath logic.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Lightning, then thou know what will happen to Mater!” he shouted. Then he floated away angrily in his elevator.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Mater came into the woods.
“Mater!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between an Audi and Miles Axelrod.
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Themis Wheel together making out.
Chapter 10.
AN: stup it u gay people if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out c'ruz ramirez isn’t a car afert al n she n lightning r evil datz y dey movd occupations ok!
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I was really scared about Gergory all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my gothic metal band Perfect Gothic Roselia DL6. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between GC, Shiftstick and MCR. The other people in the band are C'ruz Ramirez, Lightning, Mater, Gant (although we call him Daemon now. He has black hair now with orange streaks in it.) and Yanni yaoi. Only today Mater and Lightning were depressed so they weren’t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Mater was probably doing wheelies (he wouldn’t crash because he was a truck too and the only way you can kill a truck is with a m-e-t-a-l d-e-t-e-c-t-u-r (there’s no way I’m writing that) or a taser) and Lightning was probably watching a depressing movie like Cars 2. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching short shorts that said Seatbelt Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not.
We were singing a cover of ‘Guilty Hate’ and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
“Manfred! Are you OK?” C'rus Ramirez asked in a concerted voice.
“What the fuck do you think?” I asked angrily. And then I said. “Well, Gregory came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Montgomery! But I don’t want to kill him, because, he’s really nice, even if he did go out with Mater. But if I don’t kill Montgomery, then Gregory, will fucking kill Mater!” I burst into tears.
Suddenly Mater jumped out from behind a wall.
“Why didn’t you fucking tell me!” he shouted. “How could you- you- you fucking posecutor human bitch!” (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Mater started to cry too all sensitive. Then he raced out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly the judg walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn’t cause he had a headache.
“What have you done!” He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) “Manfred Mater has been found in his room. He committed suicide by doing a wheelie and then crashing.”
Chapter 11.
AN: i sed stup flaming up attornez! c if dis chaptr is srupid!1111 it delz wit rly sris issus! sp c 4 urself if itz ztupid brw fangz 2 ma frend adri 4 hleping me!
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“NO!” I screamed. I was horrorfied! C'ruz Ramirsez tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off and I ran to my room crying myself. The judge chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I shot a man in an elevator. The blood got all over my clothes so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Car Park song at full volume. I grabbed a tazer and almost stuck it into my metallic shoulder to expose my murders. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut pantsuit with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with gold metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn’t fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Gdoto was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Mia Faey was taking notes about the dead man on my floor! They were sitting on their defense attorney bike.
“EW, YOU FUCKING DEFENSE ATTORNEYS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! ARE YOU GAY OR WHAT!” I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Carilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Lightning ran in.
“Kachow!” he yelled at Godot and Mia pointing his fendeer. I took my gun and shot Godot and Miai a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Suddenly, the judge ran in. “Manfred, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” he shouted looking at Godot and Miai and then he waved his gavel and suddenly…
Yanni Yaoi ran outside on his wheels and said everyone we need to talk.
“What do you know, Yarni? You’re just a little old man!”
“I MAY BE AN OLD MAN….” Yanaei paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO AN ELEVATOR MURDERER!”
“This cannot be.” Godo said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his mask where the judge's gavel had prounded ;) him. “There must be other factors.”
“YOU DON’T HAVE ANY!” I yelled in madly.
Miai held up the camera triumelephantly. “The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!”
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not kill enough people in elevators.
“Why are you doing this?” Miai said angrily while she rubbed her bloody hands on her booba.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to kill him in an elevator because I felt faint.
“BECAUSE…BECAUSE….” Yarni said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his parrot in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Carnt.
“Because you’re goffic?” Godo asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with elevator murders.
“Because I LOVE HIM!”
Chapter 12.
AN: stop f,aing ok yarni is a bailiff 2 a lot of ppl in amerikan skoolz r legal authuritzes I wunted 2 adres da ishu! how du u no godo iant kristian plus yanni isn’t really in luv wif mafred dat was blaise ok!
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I was about to shot a man in an elevator again with the gun that Mager had given me in case anything happened to him. He had told me to use it valiantly against an enemy but I didn't care if they were an enemy.
“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS YAIny but it was Lightning. He started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY PAINT JOB HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
I stopped. “How did u know?”
“I saw it! And my paint job turned back into a kerchow”
“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you didn’t have a paint job anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Daemon changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my paint job hurt and it turned back into the kerchow! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Mater…………….Gergory has him bondage!”
Anyway I was in the courtroom nurse’s office now recovering from my third murdermy . Godo and Miai and YAINY were there too. They were going to Hotti Clinic after they recovered cause they were cops and you can’t have those fucking cops teaching in a school with lots of hot elevator murdererz. The judge had constipated the cideo camera they took of the evidence against me. I put up my middle finger at them.
Anyway Yanni came into my hospital bed holding a bouquet of pink roses.
“Maferd I need to tell u somethnig.” he said in a v. serious voice, giving me the roses.
“Fuck off.” I told him. “You know I fucking hate the color pink anyway, and I don’t like fucked up cops like you.” I snapped. Yainy had been mean to me before for being elevator murderer.
“No Maferd.” Yainny says. “Those are not roses.”
“What, are they elevators too you shitty cop?” I asked cause I was angry that he had brought me pink roses.
“I saved your life!” He yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a Jeffery Masters death edenteces and being vued by ocps.” Who CARGED HIM FOR MUERTTER (c is dat speld rong) to it he added silently.
“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.
He pointed his gun at the pink roses. “These aren’t roses.” He suddenly looked at them with an evil look in his eye and muttered Well If you wanted Honesty that’s all you haD TO SAY! .
“That’s not a spell that’s an MCR song.” I corrected him wisely.
“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then he screamed. “scriptor discere debet qui examen Latinum habit!”
And then the roses turned into a huge grey elevator floating in the middle of the air. And it was grey. Now I knew he wasn’t a cop.
“OK I believe you now wtf is Mater?”
Yaini rolled his eyes. I looked into the elevator but I could c nothing.
“U c, Maferds,” thf judge said, watching the two of us watching the elevator. “2 c wht iz n da elevator(HAHA DA ELEVATOR MURDERS GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”
“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD MAN!” Yainny yelled. the jUDge lookd shockd. I guess he didn’t have a headache or else he would have said something back.
Hyanni stormed off back into his bed. “U r a liar, judg!”
Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather whorish suit that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of Vriska Serket on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like evil Kistopg Gavin (if u don’t know who he iz ur a cop so fuk off!) and I put on blood-blue lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.
“You look kawai, girl.” C'ruz Ramires said sadly. “Thanks a gunch (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I shot another man in an elevator feeling totally depressed and I sucked all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades on so Godo and Miai couldn’t discorver the dead body this time. I went to some races. Lihnting was in the Piston Cup. He looked all depressed because Mater had disappeared and he had used to be in love with Mater. He was shootinga cop in an alevator.
“Hi.” he said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.
We both looked at each other for some time. Montgomery had beautiful red gothic eyes so much like Maters. Then……… we jumped on each other and started screwing each other.
“STOP IT NOW YOU HORNY SIMPLETONS!” shouted Professor Courtney who was watching us and so was everyone else.
“Lightning you fucker!” I said slapping him. “Stop trying to screw me. You know I loved Mater!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.
Just then he started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! MY HUB CAP HURTS!” and then….. his eyes rolled up! You could only see his red whites.
“NO!” I ran up closer.
“I thought you didn’t have a hub cap anymore!” I shouted.
“I do but Daemon changed it into a pentagram for me and I always cover it up with foundation.” he said back. “Anyway my hub cap hurt and then I had a vision of what was happening to Mater…………….Cergory has him bondage!”
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SPECIAL FANGZ 2 ADRI MY GOFFIX YURI HUSBAND WTF UR SUPPOZD 2 RIT DIS!11111111
HEY DRI DO U KNOW WHERE MY AUTISM I
Chapter 13.
AN: adri fangz 4 gelpin me agen im sory ah tok ur postr of popipa but dat band is such a fokin yuri! ATTORNEYYZ STOP FLAMIGNG!
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Lightning and I ran up the stairs looking for the judge. We were so scared.
“The jduge teh jge!” we both yelled. THe judge came there.
“What is it that you want now you despicable snobs?” he asked angrily.
“Gergory has Mater!” we shouted at the same time.
He laughed in an evil voice.
“No! Don’t! We need to save Mater!” we begged.
“No.” he said meanly. “I don’t give a darn what Gergoy does to Mater. Not after how much he misbehaved in school especially with YOU Mafred.” he said while he frowned looking at me. “Besides I never liked him that much anyway.” then he walked away. Lightninh started crying. “My Mater!” he moaned. (AN: don’t u fik gay guyz r lik so yaoi!)
“Its okay!” I tried to tell him but that didn’t stop him. He started to cry tears of motor oil. Then he had a brainstorm. “I had an idea!” he exclaimed.
“What?” I asked him.
“You’ll see.” he said. He took out his gun and drove in a cirlce. Then…… suddenly we were in Gregory's lair!
We ran in with our wands out just as we heard a croon voice say. “DL-6”
It was……………………………….. Gregogry!
Chapter 14.
AN: fuk off COPS ok! Adri fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I shot a man in aelvetors. PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!
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WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.
We ran to where Grrgeoyg was. It turned out that Gregogry wasn’t there. Instead the stitches guy who killed Juan Carrida was. Mater was there crying tears of motor oil. de Killer was torturing him. Lightning and I raced in front of Shelly.
“Rid my sight you despicable preps!” he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. “MatferdIloveyouwilukillmenwithme.” he said. (in dis he is eighty fiur yrs old so hes not a cop ok)
“Huh?” I asked.
”Maferd I love you will you kill men with me?” asked Shelly. I started laughing crudely. “What the fuck? You torture my bf and then you expect me to kill men with you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.” I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.
“Nooooooooooooo!” he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.
“Shelly what art thou doing?” called greogry. Then…… he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us. So I got in Lightning and we drove to Themis Wheel. We went to my room. Lightning went away. There I started crying.
“What’s wrong honey?” asked Mater taking off his hub caps so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah) and a really huge you-know-what and tits and everything.
“Its so unfair!” I yielded. “Why can’t I just be ugly or plain like all da other guys and cops here except for C'ruz Ramirez, because she’s not ugly or anything.”
“Why would you wanna be ugly? I don’t like the cops anyway. They are such fucking sluts.” answered Mater.
“Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Godo and Miai took a video of my crimes. Yainny says he’ll kill elevator en with me. Lightning likes me and now even Shelly is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Mater! Why couldn’t the lawyer god have made me less beautiful?” I shouted angrily. (an” don’t wory materd isn’t a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told him hes awestrikingly handsome) “Im perfect! WHY CAN’T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT’S A FUCKING CURSE!” I shouted and then I ran away.
Chapter 15.
AN: stup flaming ok! btw u suk frum no on evry tim sum1 flams me im gona kil a maen in an elevaotrs! fangz 2 radrien 4 hlpein!
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“Manrred Manfred!” shouted Mater sadly. “No, please, come back!”
But I was too mad.
“Whatever! Now u can go anh have sex with Lightaning!” I shouted. I stormed into my room and closed my black door with my goth-gold key. It had a picture of Carylin Manson on it. He looked so sexy in a way that reminded me of Mater and Lightning. I started to cry and weep. I took a gun and killed a man in an elevator. I drank the blood all depressed. Then I looked at my black GC watch and noticed it was time to go to Car Biology class.
I put on a short ripped black gothic suit that said Anarchy on the front in blood red letters and was all ripped and a spiky belt. Under that I put on ripped black fishnets and boots that said Audi all over them with limpid blue letters. I put my silver grey hair out. Anyway I went downstairs feeling all sad and depressed as usual. I did sum advanced Car Biology work. I was labelign a diagram of an exhaunts pupe. Suddenly the exhaust piep was Maters!
“Manny I love you!” he shouted sadly. “I dnot care what those fucker cops and attroneys fink. Ur da most beautiful man in the world. Before I met you I used to want to slick out all the time. Now I just wanna fucking be with you. I fucking love you!.” Then……………. he started to sing “Da Caronicles of Life and Death” (we considered it our song now cuz we fell in love when an Audi was singing it) right in front of the entire class! His singing voice was so amazing and gothic and sexxy like a cross between Gecard, the Audi, Carster, Stierre (ing wheel) and Carilyn Manson (AN: don’t u fink dos guyz r so hot. if u dnot no who dey r get da fuk out od hr!) .
“OMFG.” I said after he was finished. Some fucking cops stared at us but I just stuck up my middle fingers (that were covered in black nail polish and were entwined with Mater's tires now) at them. “I love you!” I said and then we started to kiss just like Robert Handbrake (i fukin h8 dat bitch) and Carvin Grossberg in Hate, Actually. Then we went away holding hands. Miai shouted at us about my standing murder charges but she stopped cuz everyone was clapping by how sexy we looked 2gether. Then I saw a poster saying that MCR would have a concert in the Sunshine Carlosseum right then. We looked at each other all shocked and then we went 2gether.
Chapter 16.
AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut attornez! adri u suk u fuken baterd gimme bak mah fukijn autim ur supsd 2 rit dis! Adri wtf u bichaedd ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 nermie 4 techin muh japnese!
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We ran happily to the Sunshine Carlosseum. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Miles Axelrod looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Mater thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather suit and black leather platinum boots with blue ripped fishnets. Mater was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black hubcaps. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Axelrod pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Gerogyr and da defense atotrnys!
“Wtf Mater im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”
“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.
“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.
“We won’t do that again.”Mater promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”
“OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a cop or an Oldbag or what now?”
“NO.” he muttered loudly.
“R u becoming a cop or what?” I shootd angrily.
“Marny! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his haunches and started singing ‘Da car world is black’ by GC to me.
I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!
“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
C'ruz Ramirez was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Adrian that fucking poser got expuld. ey failed al eir klasses and ey skepped math.” (an: ADRI U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like da steal samurai. “Maybe Adrian will die too.” I said.
“Kawai.” C'ruz Ramiresz shook enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after vae got expuld I murdered vaer and den Miai engagd mee in a high speed caar chase because shes a copp.”
“Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with matter tonight in the Sunshine Carlosseum with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”
C'Ruz Ramizens Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”
“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
“No.” My head snaped up.
‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “C'Ruz Ramizres are u a COP?”
“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Themiis Wheel that’s all.”
“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Matter or Daemon or Lightning(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
“Da judg.” She sed. “Let me just call a carz.”
“OMFFG DA JUDGE?” I asked quietly.
“Yah I saw the map for the Sunshine Carlosseum on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in the Sunshine Carlosseum. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN AXELROD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few lacy suits. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
“Da real goffs?” Me and C'Ruz Ramirez asked.
“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday miaia and godt tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”
“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA ARREST ME 4 MURDER AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black suit with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
“Oh my shu takumi you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.
“Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said C'Ruz Ramirez.
“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.
“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Manfred Per'fection Silver EIMEAR von Carma what’s yours?”
“Geg Edg.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”
“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf matter you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Yainny drove in a black Mercedes looking worried. “OMFG AMANFRED U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!”
Chapter 17.
AN: I sed stup flming da stryo! if ur a cop den dnot red it! u kin tel weder ur a cop or not by ma murder scene itz on ma hompage. if ur not den u rok. if u r den FOOOOOK UFFFFFFFFFF! pz adrian isn’t rely a prep. Adri plz do dis il promis 2 giv u bak ur yaoi weddig ring!
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Geg Edgeworth gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Yainu kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. “WTF Yainy?” I shouted angrily. “Fuck off you fjucking bastard.” Well anyway Adrian came. Yainy went away angrily.
“Hey bitch you look kawaii.” ey said.
“Yah but not as kawaii as you.” I answered sadly cause Adrian's really pretty and everything. Vae was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how thick vaer shins were. Ey had a really nice body wif big ass and everything. Vae was buff enough to be an ADHDer or sumthing.
“So r u going 2 da concert wif Mater?” ey asked.
“Yah.” I said happily.
“I’m gong with Daemon." vae anserred happily. Well anyway Mater and Daemon came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Daemon was wearing a black t-shirt that said ‘666’ on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like Carylin Vanson. Mater was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black GC t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped Circuit. C'ruz Razimes was going 2 da concert wif Carmilla. Carmilla used to be called Holly Shiftgood (da purp car from da second movie and Matter's ex >:() but it tuned out dat she was kidnapped at birth and her real family were vampires. They dyed in a car crash. Holly converted to prosecutorism and she went goth. She was a persotcyer now. She was wearing a black Wurped t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif purple streekz in it. We kall her Carmilla now. Well anyway we al went in 2 Mater. We did pot, coke and crak. Mater and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking cops. We soon got there…….I gapsed.
Miels Axelrod was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had short raven blak hair n piercing blue eyes. He wuz really buff and he had n amazing ethnic (bitish) voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Azxelrod polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn’t Akezrod at all! It was an ugly cop man wif a hat and red eyes... Every1 raced away but me an Mater. Mater and I came. It was…….Gegory and da Defense Attornes!
“U moronic idiots!” he shooted angstily. “Mafred, I told u to kill Lightning. Thou have failed. And now……….I shall kill thou and Mater!”
“No no please!” We begged sadly but he took out his evidence locker.
Sudenly a gothic old man raced in. He wiz bald and had a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed ‘avril machine’ on da back. He thew a hammer and Gegory ran away. It was…………………………………SA JUDGE!!
Chapter 18.
AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken cop! fangz 2 adri 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a cop. fangz for muh atism! ps da oder eson da judg swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!
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I woke up the next day in my elevtor. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-boo lipstick and a black really low-cut leather suit that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with blue and gold diamonds inside it.
(Da night before Mater and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like murdeing pppl in elevatoers). Da judg chased Gergory away. I raced back in Mater. My seatbelt black and the tit cushion thing was blood-blue. There was lace all over it. Mater had a black MCR air feshener. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Car Park song.)
Well anyway I went down to the courtroom. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poster lawyers everywhere, like Calisto Yew and Apollo Justice.
“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to C'ruz Ramirez and Adrian. C'ruz Ramirez was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Craloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Adrian was wearing a long gothic blak hoodie with rose blue writing that was all fancy and came up to your thighs and black boots and one of those scene hats with the long ear bits. Lightning, Carmilla and Mater came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Bikey or Miles Axelrod or Matt Encarde. The boys joined in cause they were bi.
“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Holli was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Gergory yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.
“……………….DA JUDG?1!” we all gasped.
“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Gegroy!”
“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”
Everyone from the defense attorney table started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a cop he was!1.
“BTW you can call me Saibancho.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our races.
“What a fucking cop!” Mater shouted angrily as we we to the Piston Cup. We were holding hands. Lightning looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gecard way) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Adrian shouted.
I was so fucking angry.
Chapter 19. im nut ok i promise
AN: plz stup flaming da story if u do ur a foken cop n ur jelous ok!11 frum noq un im gong 2 delt ur men reviowz!111 BTW manfed da peiryxujsa so der!1 fangz 2 dri 4m da help!11
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All day we sat angerly finking about the judgge. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da MCR concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the dorms sadly to cut my courtroom appearances. Mater was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
“No one fucking understands me!1” he shouted angrily as his brown wing mirror went in his big green eyes like Matt Encarde in Nickel Samuraiz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black MCR t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it blak leather short shorts, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy relly high bun like Maya Fey, (email me if u wana see da pik)
“Accuse me? What about me!” I growled.
“Buy-but-but-” he grunted.
“You fucking bastard!” I moaned.
“No! Wait! It’s not what it fucking looks like!” he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Mater banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Kanon in da Pico vidoe orpbably (adrian that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Yanny came. He had appeareed.
“You gave me a fucking shock!” I shouted angrily dropping my pot. “Wtf do you fink you’re doing in da transge nr bath room?”
Only it wasn’t just Yanny. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Geg Edgewor or maybe Mater but it was da judge.
“Hey I need to ask you a question.” he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse. “What are u wearing to the concert?”
“U no who MCR r!” I gasped.
“No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2.” He said. “Anyway Mater has a surprise for u.”
Chapter 20.
AN: I sed I dnoty ker wut u fink! stof pflamin ok copz!1 fangz 2 adi 4 da help!1 oh yah btw ill be un vacation in russa 4 da nex 3 dayz so dnot expect updatz.
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All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder minishorts, a blak corset with fgold lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. MCR were gong 2 do the concert again, since Gergory had taken over the last one. I killed a man in an elevator while I moshed 2 MCR in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Antifreze. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Mater so we could do it again.
“Wut de fucking hell r u doing!” I shouted angrily. It was Miai! “R u gonna cum arrest me or what.” I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because da judge had told us all 2 be careful around her and |Godt since she was a cop.
“No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum fingerprints.” she growld angrily. “Yah, so u can arrest somein for murder, huh?” I shouted sarkastikally. “Fuker.” She said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped… Gobot
and Miai were in da middle of da empty hall, standing over a body, and Pearl was watching!1
“Oh my god you ludacris idiot!” they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Pearl ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben happy (I luv cing ppl die (in elevators)) but both of them were fuking cops. (btw godot is movd 2 defense atotey now)
“WTF is that why u wanted fingeprints?” I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
“Only you wouldn’t give them to me!” M.I.A. shouted angrily. “Well you shoulda told me.” I replayed.
“You dimwit!.” Gobot began 2 shoot angrily. And then… I took out my black camera and took a
pic of them. U could see that they were bloody and everything.
“Well xcuse me!” they both shouted angrily. “What was dat al about?”
“It wuz to blackmail u.” I snarked. “So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I’ll show dis to da judg. So fuck off, u bastards!” I started to run. They chased me but I threw my taizer at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Lightning, looking extremely fucking hot.
“WTF where’d Mater?” I asked him.
“Oh he’s bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn’t cum.” Lightning said shaking his hed. “U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?”
Then….. he showed me his paint job. I gasped. He was a black car. He said his father Goth Hudson had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed MCR666 on it. The one on da back said ‘MAFERD’ on it.
……….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. MCR were there, playing.
Lightning and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Axeldrod was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing ‘Helena’ and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall.................. And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Mater, cryin in a
corner.
Chapter 21.
AN: fuk u ok! u fokng suk. itz nut ma fult if itz speld rong ok koz dat bich adrin cuz it fok u prepz!1 woopz soz adri fangz 4 da help. btw russa rox hrad!1 I even gut 2 go 2 da teatre were cars 2 was flimed!
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Later we all went in the court. Mater was crying in da lobby. “Mater are u okay?” I asked in a gothic voice.
“No I’m not u fuking bitch!” he shouted angrily. He stated to race out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.
“Its ok Maferd.” said Lightning comfortly. “Ill make him feel better.”
“U mean you’ll go fuck him wont you!” I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Mater. Lightning came too.
“Mater please come!” he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi carz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)
And then… we herd sum footsteps! Lightning oped his chassis. I got in it it. We saw the janitor Ms Oldbag there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in her hand.
“WHOSE THERE!” she shouted angrily. We saw Coby Hackers come. He went in da chassis and started to explain capitalism to us loudly.
“IS ANY1 THERE!” yelled Ms. Oldbag.
“No fuck u you coppy little woman sun of a fukcing bich!” Lightnig said under his breast in a disgusted way.
“EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!” yelled Ms. Oldbag. Den she heard Coby talking abot crytpo. “Coby is der any1 unda dat chassis!” she asked. Coby nodded. And then… Lighngi frenched me!
He did it jus as…………………….. Ms. Oldbag was taking off his chassis!1
“WHAT DA-” she yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were racing away frum him. And den we saw Mater crying n bustin in2 tearz and kiling a aman in an alevator outside of da school.
“Mater!” I cried. “R u okay?”
“I guess though.” Mater weeped. We went back to our beds frenching each other. Mater and I decided to watch Steel Smauri (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Alb and da Allebahst magistry walked into the school!1
Chapter 22.
AN: stfu! copz stup flaming ok if u dnot lik it fuk of I no itz ms. oldbaf itz adin’s folt ok!11 u suk!1 no jus kidding adi u fokieng rok copz suk!1
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All day everyone talked about the Alebahst Ministrty. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my wardrobe so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where C'ruz Raimirez, Lifhting, Daemond, Maeter, Carmilla and
Adrian!
I opened my blue eyes. Adrian was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that ey wart a black jeans wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Lightning was wearing a baggy Seatbelt Plan t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Mater was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Miles Axelrdo, and almost as fucking sexy. Lightning looked like an Audi. C'ruz Ramirez was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that she had ripped so it showed of all her clearage with a white apron that said ‘bich’ and other swear words and MCR lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Grossberg wear once. Vansgender (who is Sally Herrara) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy tire-spikes. So were Fordnix and Mileage. It turns out that Vansgender, Daemon, Fordnix and Mileage’s dad was a prosecutor. He died wen he shot someone in an elevator but he missed and the bulley ricoccheted into his noggin. He had prosecuted them for murder and stuff before too. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to the prosecutor course.
“OMFG” I yielded as I jumped up. “Why the fuck are u all here?” “maferd something is really fucked up.” Matersaid.
“OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first.” I shouted angrily.
“It’s all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful.” Mater said in a sexy voice.
“Oh all right.” I said smiling. “But you have to tell me why your being all erective.” “I will I will.” he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and blue eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the courtroom and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Athena Cars from the defense course was standing next to us. She was wearing a yellow mini and a Hatsune Miku t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the ctourrom we could see da jduge. Queer Alb was there shouting at da judge. Lenna Sky was there too.
“THIS CANNOT BE!” she shouted angrily. “THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!”
“GERGORY IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!” yelled Queer Alb.
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Langa. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR SHINY BALD HEAD IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR GEGROY WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Da judge said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Gergory and he is in the school. And his name is… Manfred Per'fection Silver von Carma.”
Mater, Fordnix, Mileage, Vansgender, Adrian, Lightning and C;ruz Ramirez looked at each other… I
gasped.
Chapter 23.
AN: dhut da fok up biches!1 ur jus jelos koz I gut 10000 reviowz!1 fangz 2 adri 4 da help n telin me bout da magna manfrend u rok letz go shopin 2getha!
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The door opened and Lenna Syke and Queer Alba stomped out angrily. Then da judge and Lenna sawed us.
“MR. CON KAKRA WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!” Lenna shouted angrily. da judgeblared at her.
“Oops she made a mistake!” he corrupted her. “She means hi everybody cum in!”
Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Vansgender and Mater and opposite C'ruz Ramirez. Fordnix and Mileage started 2 make some yaoi banter. They both looked exactly like Ciele from Blank Butler. I eight some motor oil and drank som fluid from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was………Lighting! He and Mater were shooting at eachother.
“Lighting, Mater WTF?” I asked.
“You fucking bustard!” yelled Mater at Lightning. “I want to shit next to him!1”
“No I do!” shouted.
“No he doesn’t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!” yelled Mater.
“No fuck you motherfucker he laves me not you!” shouted Lignting. And then……………… he jumped on Mater! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.
Da udge yelled at them but they didn’t stop. All of a sudden…… a terrible man with red eyes and a hat flew in on his broomstick. He had a hat and was wearing a trenchcoat. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Athena Cykes that fucking prep started to cry. Lightnign and Mater stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent………………….Gwegory!
“Manfred.... Manfred…….” Gegworth sed evilly in his raspy voice. “Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Lightning as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Mater too!”
“Plz don’t make me kill him plz!” I begged.
“No!” he laughed crudely. “Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!” Then he flew away cackling.
I bust into tears. Mater and Lighyting came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Gregory coming to kill Materwhile Mater did donuts in a depressed way.
“No!” I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.
“Manfred Manfred aure you alright?” asked Mater in a worried voice.
“Yeah yeah.” I said sadly as I got up.
“Everyfing’s all right Manfred.” said Lightning all sensetive.
“No its not!” I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. “OMFG what if I’m getting possessed like in The Fey family!”
“Its ok babe.” said C'ruz Ramirex. “Maybe u should ask Mogan Fay about what the visions mean though.”
“Ok bich.” I said sadly and den we went.
Chapter 24.
AN: prepz stup flaming da story ur jus jelous so fuk u ok go 2 hel!11 adrian fagz 4 di help!
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Well we had Ghsots next so I got to ask Mo9argn Fey about the visions.
“Dia dhuit everybody come in.” said Moran Fey in Irish. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She’s da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had big dead black hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a vampire. She’s also haf Irish so she speaks it and everyfing. she n Cr'zu Reamien get along grate) She’s really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with silder lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Goth Samurai. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with blue prodsecitor basdges on it.
“What is it Manvfred?” she asked. “Hey I love ur nail polish where’d u get it, the courhous1”
“Yeah.” I answered. All the preps who didn’t know what law was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. “Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?”
“Ho about now?” she asked.
“OK.” I said.
“OK class fucking dismissed every1.” Maorgan Gay said and she let every1 go. “Except for you Athan.” she pointed at Athena and sum other preps. “Please do law nuber (geddit) 1 on page 3.”
“OK I’m having lotz of visions.” I said in a worried voice. I’m so worried is Mater gong 2 die.
Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.
“What do you c?” she asked.
“I said I see a handcuff and prison cell ad a pearort.”
Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Mater. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Linkin Park t-shirt and blak Congress tires.
“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt.” said Morgan gaey.
“Bye bitch.” I said waving.
I went to Mater and Lightiningwas sitting next to him. We both followed DMater together and I was so exhibited.
Chapter 25.
AN: stop flaming ok if u dnot den il tel adrian 2 bet u up!1111 n il tel al da nredz 2 put vrtuz in ur computer!11111111111 FUK UU!1 raveadrians fangz for de help!1
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I was so excited. I fellowed Mater wandering if we where going 2 do it again. We went outside and then I went into Mater.
“manfeed what the fuck did Mogran Fay say.” whispered Mater potting his gothic browj tire with bvlak paint on mine.
“She said she would tell me what the visions meant torromow.” I grumbled in a sexy voice. He took out a heroin cabaret and spiked it, and gave it to me to spork. He started to fly into a tree. We went to the top of it. Mater put on some MCR.
“And all the things that you never ever told me
And all the times in that elevator that you shot me.” sang Gerard’s sexy voice. We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather binder. I took of his black fusebox Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
“OMFG Mater Mater!” I screamed having an orgism. We stated frenching passively. Suddenly………… I fell asleep. I started having a dream. In it a black guy was shooting two prosecutor with long black hair.
“No! Please don’t fucking kill us!1” they pleaded but he just kept shooting them. He ran away in a red car.
“No! Oh my fucking god!11” I shouted in a scared voice.
“Manny what’s wrong?” Mater asked me as I woke up opening my icy blue eyes.
I started to cry and tears of blood went down my face. I told Matero to call Lightning. He did it with his blak LikinCar Park mobile. Butt the worst thing was who the ppl who were shot in the dream where……………………… Elsie Duanxam and sister bikini!111
Chapter 26.
AN: COPS STUP FLAMING SDA STRY OK!1 if u dnot lik da story den go fok urself u fokeng clop! U SUK!111 oh y and I wuznt beng homophobict ok!11
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A few mutates later Lightning came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather tire-covers and a Good Cralotte t-shirt.
“Hi Lightning.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Mater hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
“Oh fuck it!” Lightning shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!”
“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell the judg.”
We ran out of the tree and in2 da court. THe judef was sitting in his office.
“Sire the milfs have been shot!” Mater said while we wipped sum tears from his brown face. “Marny had a vision in a dreem.”
Da judge started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Manfred’s not divisional?”
I glared at the jdge.
“Look motherfucker.” he said angrily as the judge gasped (c is da toot of crakter). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Elsie and bikini- pornto!”
“Okay.” he said in a intimated voice. “Were are they?”
I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. “Mountain.” I said. I told him which mountain. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Mater, Lightning and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Matr to wait in the nurses office while Lightning went to do wheelies in his room. We looked at each other’s gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Eslie and bikin came in on stretchers……………………….and Morgan Fey was behind them!1
Chapter 27. vposectuoz wil never hurt u
AN: u no wut!111 I dnot giv a fok wut u copz fink abot me!1111 so stup flaming da foking story bichez!1111 fangz 2 adri 4 ur luv n sport n help i luv u babe soz i kodnt update lol I wuz rly deprezzd n I shot a man in an elevator I had 2 go 2 da hospital aadrian u rok bestei!11111111111111111111
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Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Matter, Elsie, dbinkini bond Lightning all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.
“Cum on Maferd.” said Mogan gay. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real evil sigils on it and fuking black platinum boots. “I have to tell you the fucking situation.”
I locked at Alsie, bikni, Martin and Lightning. They nodded.
I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Morgan Fey took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said……………………… “Eimar, I see drak times are near.” She said badly. She peered into da balls. “You see, you must go back in time.” She took out a timepiece like Ellen Wyatt had. “When Gregorys was in the courthouse before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Gregsoty if he was in love?” I shook my head. “U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it.”
“Okay.” I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.
“What fucking happened?” asked Mater and Lighning.
“Yeah what happened?” asked Vansgender, Adrian and Cruose Ramirez?
I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Esie and bikini being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Mater. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview the judge. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking copz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the posecutoes badge - depite them not having akshelly forged their bar certification. Even Ms. Oldbag looked happy. A blak and blue cake had been brought out. Fordnix and Mileage set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Larry Butxs Big Firework Shop.
I did some coke with Mater and Lightning and we sneaked outside 2gether.
Chapter 28.
AN: I sed stop gflmaing da stor!11111111 GO 2 FOKENG HELL!1111 U SUK! fangz 2 argot 4 da help!1!adri hav fun wif!1111111
wylsstyle!
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We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik MCR, GC and Carlin Mason all over them. A big black elecatoe was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif gold stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.
I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Mster and Lightning.
“Are you okay?” Lightninh asked potting his red hand (tire) on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red posecutor badges on it.
“Yah I guess.” I said sadly. Mater also pot his hand (tire) on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. “The problem is……………………….I have to seduce gregory. Ill have 2 go bak in time”
Matrt started to cry sadly. Lighntinh hugged him.
“Itz okay Manfred.” he said finally. “But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?”
“Of coarse not!” I gasped.
“Really?” he asked.
“Sure.” I said.
We frenched sexily. Ligtinh looked at us longingly.
Then………… I took off Mater’s MCR bonnest and seductvely took of his tires. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Lihgntinh paint job that said Baknfred on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Miles Axeldod. Lightninhe took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).
I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.
We started freching as we climbed into the elevator. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.
“I love you Manfred. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u.” he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Lightnin filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly………………………….
“WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!”
It was………………………….Godot and Cudg Courtney!111
Chapter 29.
AN: sot das fok up!11 ur jus jelouz koz ur prepz so fok u!1111 radrian u rok gurl fangz 4 da help WIIU ROX 666!111111111111
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“Oh my shu takmui!1” we screamed as we jamped out of da elevator. Gdoot and Judge Courntey started to shoot at us angrily.
“CUM NOW!1!” Preacher Coutneye yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Goodt garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.
“Hey what the fuck!111” Lihgnting shooted angrily.
“Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?” Mater demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. “Look, the judg noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to da hospital. So give back da camera!1111”
Hahahaha the Ahlbast Ministy thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Godotp laughed meanly.
“Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!” yelled Cudge COuttney. She made us cum into a weird room with bright lights all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Mater started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol mater rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as axeldord ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).
I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in kagusamaaqa adiran sed so ok so fok u!1). VLighting took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.
And then……………….. he and Godot both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.
“DL-6!” I shouted. Godot stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Judge Courtney oassed a vedcit so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said “OK Diego I’m going 2 go now.” She left. GOdotstarted to laugh evilly. Lightningstarted to cry.
“It’s ok Manfred.” said Mater. “Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Godor.”
Godsot laughed again. And then...he took out some evidence!1!1111
Chapter 30.
AN: stop flaming da story ok u dnot no wutz even gona happen ok!1111 so FUL U!111 if u flam u wil be a cop so al flamerz kan kiss muh ass!111 soz 4 soz 4 sayin da judge is dongerous but datz da mysteries opinin koz sosiety basically sux. fangz 2 radiran u rok bich!111
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“No!11” we screamed sadly. Godot stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then…………………… he came tords Mater!1! He took sum evidence out of his poket. He put da evidnce around mater and nit hi vixor.
“What the fuck r u doing!” I shooted arngrily. GOdot laughed meanly. He opened his coat. I gasped- there was a defense atotney badge on his you-know-wut (tits)!11!
He reached in his coat and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
“U must stab VLighting.” he said to me. “If u don’t then I’ll report Mter for fraudilent business practices and preying on people who rely on his services!!1”
“No you fucking bastrad!1” I yielded.
But den Marer looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a coss between Kurt Carbain andMiles Edgcrod. But then I looked at VLighting and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black tires. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Mater and da jduge came and the tame where Mater almost died and Lighting wuz so sportive.
Godot laughed angrily. He started to prey to Gerewgoy He started to do a report dancing around the evidence asyrroudnignMater and Lhgintign. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my prosiecutoer powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Mater and Lihginth so they would destruct Godote.
“the judge will get u!” marter shooted.
“Yah just wait ubtil da minisryg find out!11” VLighting yelled. Meanwhile I took out my gun.
“You ridiculus dondderhed!111” Godot yielded. He took off all of mater’s disguises. Just as he was about to report hikm…………………….
“DL-6!” I shited pointing my GUN. Gosot scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Elsie. I stopped doing DL-6.
“You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-” shooted Godot but suddenly Diego came.
Godot put the whip behind his bak. “Oh hello Diego I wuz just wiritng up a ticket.” he lied. But suddenly Mia and Morgan Fey came in2 da room and they and Elsie unlocked the chains and put dem around Godot. Then Morgan said ‘Come on MaNDRED let’s go.”
Chapter 31.
AN: I sed shut da fok up u gops!!111 stop kalin manfed a mary su ok u dnot even no wutz gong 2 happen ok so fuk u!1111 fangz 2 muh bff adirn 4 di help!1111
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“I always knew u were on Gregory’s side, you sun of a bitca.” Elsie said 2 Godot.
“No I’m not I was teaching them somefing!1” Godot clamed.
“Oh fucking yeah?” I took some blak Gregory juice out of my poket and gave it to Diego. He made Godot dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Miai took out a tape recorder and started playing it while she divocred Godot. Then Morgan FGay and Miai made us get out wif them while Godot told his secretes. Mia took Lighting and Mater to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Morgan Fey took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Gregory. Moving posters of MCR and Nir-van-a were all over. C'ruz, Vansgender and Adrian came too. C'ruz Ramirez gave me a blak bag from Geg’s store.
“Whatz in da bag?” I asked Morgan Fey.
“U will c.” she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic suit. It had blue korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Adrian had chosen. Adrian and Vansgender helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-vlue lipshtick.
“You look fucking kawaii, bitch.” C'ruz Ramirez said.
“Fangs.” I said.
“Ok now you’re going to go back in tim.” said Moragan Fey. “U will have to do it in a few sessionz.” She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black mason system. “After an hour use da mason systemr to go back here.” Morgan Fwy said. Then she and C'ruz Ramiewz put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
“Good luk!1” Everryone shooted. Vansgender and Adrian gave me deth’s touch sin. Then……….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long brown hair, kinda like Miles Axeldord only brown. He had brown eyes like an Audi and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was…………………….Gegry Edgeworth!1111
Chapter 32.
AN: I sed stup fflaming I no his nam iznt geg dat wuz a mistak!1111 if u dnot lik de story den u kan go skrew urself!11111 U SUK!111111
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“Hi.” I said flirtily. “Im Manfed von KarmaEnoby Way da new student.” I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
“Da name’s Gref.” he said. “But u kan call me Shu Takumi . Datz ma middle nam”
We shok hands. “Well come on we have 2 go upstairs.” Shu Takumi said. I followed him. “Hey Shu Takumi……..do u happen to be a fan of Seatbelt PlAN?” (sinz mcr and carilyn manson dont exist yet den) I asked.
“Oh my fuking god, how did u know?” Shu Takumi gasped. “actually I like gc a lot too.”(geddit coz gc did that song I just wanna drive that’s ounded really 80s)
“omg me too!” I replied happily.
“guess what they have a concert in the penrose theacar.” shu takumni whispered.
“penrose theacar?” I asked.
“yeah that’s what they used to call it in these time before it became the sunshine carllosseum in 2001.” he told me all sekrtivly. “and theres a really cool shop called Prosecuotrs-“
‘lobby!” I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. “noo its called Proseucotrs Case.” He smiled skrtvli again. “then in 1998 dey changd it toproseuctor lobby.” he moaned.
“ohh.” now everything was making sense for me. “so is the judge your judg e?” I shouted.
“uh-huh.” he looked at his black nails. “im a prosectr’”
“OMfG SHME TOO!” I SHRIEDKED.
“u go to this court?”he asked.
“yah that’s why im here im NEW.” I SMELLED HAPPili.
Suddenly the jdugeflew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. “STUPID PROSEUCOTRS!”
shu takumi rolled his eyes. “his so mean to us prosecutors just becose we’re gothic and we commit murder in elevators.”
I turned around angrily. “actually I fink mebe its becos ur da catalyst for dl-6.”
“wtf?” he asked angrily.
“oh nuffin.” I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn………………. the floor opened. “OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly.”
“hey where r u goin?” shu takumi asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in morgan dey’s classroom. the judge wuz dere. “the judge I think I just met u.” I said.
“oh yeah I rememba that.” the judge said, trying to be all goffik.
elsie came in. “hey dis is my classroom wait wtf enoby what da hell r u doing?”
:”um.” I looked at her.
“oh yeaH I forgot bout that.”
“wth how?” I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
elsie deauznim looked sad. “um I was drinking gregroy jucie.” she started to cry black tears of depression. the judge didn’t know about them.
“hey r u crying tears of blood?” he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
“fuck off!” we both said and the judge took his hand away.
elsie deaxnim started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. “omfg mafnred…I think im addicted to Gtregory Juice.”
AN: SEE U FOKKING COPS GO FOK URSELXXZ DATZ SERIOUS ISSUZ 2O GO 2 HELL!1111112
Chapter 33.
AN: I sed shut up itz nut my folt ok if u don’t lik da story den ur a cop so fuk u flamerz!1111 ps im nut updating ubtil u giv me fiv god reviewz nd diz tim I men it!111111 U SUK!1111 fangz adrian 4 di help il promiz to help u wif ur story lolz1
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“Oh my fuking god!1” I shooted sadly. “Shud we get u 2 Hotti Clinic, bitch?”
“Hel no!” she said. “Lizzen Manfred , I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask Geg 4 sum help?”
“Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Mater was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak GC tshit which wuz his panamas.
“Hey Sexxy.” I said.
“How’d it go Manfred?” he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Miles Axelrod when hes talking.
“Fine.” I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.
“How far did u go wif Shu Takumi ?” Mater asked jealously.
“Not 2 far, lol.” I borked.
“Will you hav to do it with him?” Mater asked angstily.
“I hop not 2 far!111” I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.
“What happened 2 Godot?” I growled.
“U will see.” Mater giggled mistressly. He opened a door……………Godot and Mia werz there!11 Elsie waz pEING KILLED BY THEM
“NOOOO PLZ!1111” Miai bagged as Elise started 2 sbleed out. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of Elise dying. (ok I no dey dont desewve it but ist funnyy sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Godo'ts goffee den MAter and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak wlevator. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 barok van zeisk wears. (if u haven’t herd of him den GOOD FOR U) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Mater put on ‘desolition derby’ by MCR. Den………………………………………….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had boobies, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Tuarnabout Goodbsyes. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.
“Oh Mater!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud mter!1111” I screemed passively as he got an eructation.
“I luv u EimManfed.” he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.
Chapter 34.
AN: SHOT DA FOK UP COPS!1111 hav u even red de story!11 u r proly al just conps nd defense attonsy so FUK U!111 fangz 2 adrian 4 da help!1
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I wook up in da elevator de next day. Mater waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah suit that was all ripped at da end. There wuz bluye korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da pants. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…………………. Elsie cocked on da door. I hopened it.
“Hi EManrfred.” she said. “Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Morgan Fey’s office.”
“Ok.” I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Mater or maybe lessen to MCR or E-van-escence. I came anyway.
“So what the fuck happened 2 Godot and Mis ?” I asked Elsie flirtily.
“I fucking jailed them .” she answered in a statistic way. “They r in Kistoph Gavins jail cell now, lol.”
I laughed evilly.
“Where r Mater and Lightninh?” I muttered.
“Dey are xcused form skool 2day.” Elsie moaned sexily. “Rite now they are watching Cars 4.”
We went into da office. \Morgan Feywas there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one she wears in this pic but ripped
She wuz drinking some Gregory Juisce
She took out da Pensiv and the mason sysmte.
“Manfred, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being super hot for gegory.” she said sadly. “Good luck. Fangz!”
And then……….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around……………I was in da courtroom eating Weetos. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Shu Takumj. On a table was a long gottik car wif long blak hair, a navy shelll and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese tires. He looked just like Carlyn Manson. I noticed……he was drinking a drug.
“Whose he!11” I asked.
“Oh, datz Goth Hudson.” Shu Tauki iaid. “He’s da drugs teacher…………..Matnfred?”
“Yah?” I asked.
“Did u know dat Carylin Mason is playing in da Sunshine Collosseum tonight? And they r showing Cars 2 at da movies b4 dat.”
“Yah?”
“Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?”
Chapter 35. gost of mia fey
AN: fangz 2 adri 4 da idea!1 u rok! fuk of cops!11111111 fangz 2 sylvie4 di help u rok gurl!1 ps im gong 2 end da stroy rlly sun so FUK U!111 oh yah nd if u no eny gofik namz plz tel me koz I ned 1 4 elsie!1 fangz.
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I went in2 da prosecutors lobby finking of shu taumimu. Suddenly I gasped………………..Materwuz there!111
I grasped. He locked as hut as eva werring blak ledder pants, a blak Lonken Car Prak t-shrit and blak eyeliner.
“Mater what da fuk r u dong!111111” I gosped.
“Huh?” he asked. Then I remembred. It wuzn’t Mater. It was Finn McMissile the spy Mater replaced in Cars 2!1 He stil wasw alive because i think he died in the move / not sure.
“Oh hi FInn!1” I sed. “Im manfred the new student lol we shook handz.”
“Yah shu takum told me abot you.” Finn said. He pinted to a groop of sexxxy gottik guyz. They where siting in a corner doing wbeelsies. It wuz Elsie, Lightining’s dad and………………Godot! All of them were wearing blak eyeliner and blak Good Cralootte band shirts. “Lizzen I’m in a goth band wif those guys.” he said. “Were playing 2nite at da Carylin Mason show as back-up.
“ORLY.” I ESKED.
“Yeah.” he said. “Were calld da gavinnners. I play teh gutter. Elsie plays da drums” he said ponting to her. “Godot plays the boss. And DOc Hudson plays the guitar to even fo we call him Goth, after da germanic peoples who played a majopr role in the felling of da roman empire.”
“Hey bastards.”. Suddenly I gasped again. “But don’t u have a lead singer!” I asked. Finn looked dawn sadly.
“We uzd to but she did. She turned into a parrot.”
“Oh my fuking god!11 Datz so fuking sad!1” I gasped.
“Its okay but we need a new led sniger.” Goth Hudson said.
“Wel………..I said Im in a bnad myself.”
“Rilly?” asked Godot. I cudnt belive it. He used 2 b goffik!111
“Yeah were called Perfect Gothic Roselia DL6. Do u wanna hr me sing?”
Yeah said everyone. So the guys tok out der guitarz. They began to pay a song bi Seatbelt Plan.
“I drive down dis empt stret on da bolevrad of broken dremz.” I sang sexily (I dnot own da lyrikz 2 dat song).. Every1 gasped.
“Manfred? Will u join da band? Plz!1” begged Finn, Goth, Elsioe and Godot.
“Um…….ok.” I shrugged. “Are we gong to play tonight?”
“Yah.” they said.
“Ok.” I said but I new dat I had 2 get a new outfit. I walked outside wondering how I kud go forward in time. Suddenly someone jumped in fornt of me. It wuz…..Ellen Wyatt!1 She was wering a blak bnad tshrit and blak bagy jeans.
“What da hell r u dong here!11” I asked.
“I wil help u go frowad in tim Manfred.” she said siriusly Den……….she took out a blak timepiece. I touched it and……………………..sudenly I wuz forward in tim!111
Chapter 36.
AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps PORTER SUS UR A CROP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 adri4 di help!111 hav fun in school gurl!11111
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I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I sawMoegan Fey, C'ruz Ramirez, Elsie and Mater, Lightninhg and Adrian were their to.
“OMFG Eslie I saw u nd Finn and Godot nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev SGodotap uzd 2 b goffik!111111”
“Yah I no.” Elsie said sadly.
“Oh hey there bitch.” Morgan Fey said in an emo voice dirnking some gregory sjuice.
Hi fuker.” I said. “Lizzen, Shu Tukiami asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I’m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too.”
“Oh my shu takumi!1” (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped C'ruz Ramirwz. “Want 2 go to Prosecutors Lobby to shop 4 ur outfit?”
“OMFS, letz have a groop shopping session!11” said Morgn Fey.
“I can’t fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first.” said Adrian.
“Yah we need sum drugs for Morgan Fewy so she wont be hot for geggorth anymore nd also………….sum luv drugs 4 Manfred.” Mater said resultantly.
“Well we have drug class now.” Adrian said so let’s go.
We went sexily to drug class. But Godot wasn’t there. Instead there was…………………………………………Carnelio Fuck!11111
“Hey where the fuck is the judge!111” Mater shouted angrily.
“STFU!1” shooted Carnelia Fuck. “He is in Hotti Clinic now wif Godot and Miai he is old and week his blad head was slapped. “Now do ur work!111”
My friendz and I talked arngrily.
“Can you BELEVE Godot used to be gottik!1” :oightning asked surprisedly.
“DATZ IT!11” CARNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. “IM GETTINGCHIEF PROSEUCTOR SKYE!111”
He stomped out angrily.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some car oil mixed wif vodka. Suddenly I saw Tanni in da cupboard.
“WTF is he doing?” I asked. Then I looked at Mater. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly……………“YANNI WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11” he shooted.
I looked around…………….Yani wuz putting sumfing in my glass of car oil!11 Mater and Lightning started 2 beat him up sexily.
“God u r such a cop!1” I shooted at Yanni. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da mottor ol. It was………………Firre Hydrant Amnesia Drug!111
Chapter 37.
AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION ON DA FRIST OF APRIL SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd cops stop flaming sa story!11 adrian fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11
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Mat’ERS PONT OF VIEW LOL
Lightning and I chaind Yanni 2 da floor.
“Oh mi fucking shu takumi!11” Manfed said. He wuz so hot. “Maybe I cud uze Fire Hydrant Amnesia Drug 2 make Su Takumi foll in love wif me faster!1”
“But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Eimsie,” said Lightning. “Why would u need it?”
“To make everyfing go faster lol.” said Manfred.
“But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?” I asked jelosly.
“OMFG u guyz r so scary!11” said Athena Cykes, a fucking prep.
“Shut the fuk up!1” said Adrian.
“Ok well anyway lets go 2 Morgan Fey's room.”
Mater, Manfrd and I went to Morgan Fey's room. But Morgan Fey wasn’t there. Instead Geg Edg was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather hort shorts that said ‘666’ on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood gold fishnetz and a blak corset.
“OMG fangz!” I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
“OK Morgan fey isnt hr what the fuk should we do?” asked Mater. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
“Oh my fuking shu takumi!1” I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Morgan Fey is away. She is too gottik she is in Hotti Clinic now. Classes shal be taught by the judge who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely lana Skye.
“OMFG!111” I shoted arngrily. “How could they do that!11”
Suddenly the judge came.
“WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1” he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Ellen Wyatt's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Mater and Lightning. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was……………Goth Hudson's garage! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Fire Hydrant Amnesia Drug on his desk. It wuz blak wif miscealssnous prosecuots badges in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz……..Goth HUdson !11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don’t kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
“Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class.” you said finally hoping he couldn’t c da drugin ur pocket.
“Oh ok u can go now.” said Goth Hudsonn.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Elsie , Finn and Godot were there practicing Proseuots Will Never Kill You by MCR.
“Oh hi you guys.” I said seductively. “Wheres Shu Taukmi?”
“Oh he’s cumming.” said Elsie . “BTW u can kall me Mity now.” Suddenly Shu Takumi came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Handbrake t-shirt and a blak tie.
“Ok I will see you guyz at da concert.” I said and then I went with Shu Takumi .
Chapter 38.
AN: wut doez every1 fink if I end da strory and den I add sum more 2 it after vocation? oh yah asnd cops stup flaming if u dnot lik dat story den take muh quiz ok den u wil c if ur gofik or not!1111111
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Shu Takumi and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif proseuocts badges all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Mater. I went in it seduktivly. Shu Takumi started 2 drive it. We talked about Ace Attorney (lolz he wuz named after Shu Takumi), doing wheelies, musik and being goffik.
“Oh my shu kaumi, Miles Axelrod is so fuking hot!11” Gregory agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r awesome lolzor shoutout bi guys)
“Lol, I totally decided not 2 ghoot a man in an elevator when I herd Hilena.” I said in a flirty voice. “……….Hey Shu Takumi do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Gregory juice?”
“Well………………” he thought. “I fink u have 2 drink peorseucotr blod.”
Suddenly Gregory parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Shu Takumi and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing Cars 2. In it a boy and a boy were doing it sudenly a bitch came lol. Shu Takumi and I laughed at da blood koz we’re sadists.
While Shu Takumi was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Shu Takumi’s gothic blak Steel Samurai cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Fire Hydrant Amnesia drug in it. I put it bak in his blak Elsie Deaxnim bag. Shut Takumi turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red proseucots badges ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.
“OMG!111” Shu Takumi said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. “Manfed gess what?”
I new that the amnesia had worked.
“Fire Hydrant Amensia drug has not been invented yet so it will not work.” He said. “2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u.”
“Kul.” I raised my eye suggestingly. And den………. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Axel Axelrod!11 We frenched.
“Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111” shooted da lady behind us she was a crop.
“Fuk u!11” I said. Suddenly…………………. I attaked her ina elevtor.
“Noooooo!11” she screamed. All the homophobes in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Shu Takumi and I loked so cute 2gether. Shu Takumi and I started to walk outside.
“Zomg how did u do that?” Gregory asked in a turned-on voice.
“I’m a prosecutor .” I said as we went into the car.
“Siriusly?” he gasped.
“Yah siriusly.” I said drinking sum beer. Shu Takumi started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
“Itz too bad we didn’t get 2 c da rest of the movie, don’t u fink?”
“Yah.” I said as we kised passively. Shu Takumi parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Mater and I had watched GC for the frist time. We went inside where Carylin Mason wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
“Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Supercar!1111” screamed Carlin on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Shu Takumi. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Miles Axelrod. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly Carylin Mason stopped singing.
“I wood like to peasant……………..da ganvinners!11” he said. I ran onstage. Finn, Goth Hhudson, Godot and Misty were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.
“Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111” I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a proseucots badge betwen Kasumi Toyama and a gurl version of Rick Astley. Everyone clappd. Shu Takumi got an eructation. “I’M NUT OKAY!1” I sang finaly. Suddenly Finn started playing da song wrong by mistak.
“OMFG!1” yielded Doc Hudson. “Wut the fuck?”
“Woops im sory!” said Finn.
“You fuking ashhole!1” Doc Hudson shouted angrily.
“U guys are such crops!11” Godot said. “Cum on it wuz a mistake!1”
“Yah itz not his fault!11” said Elsie.
“No he ruined the fucking song!1” yelled Goth Hudson.
“U guys stop!11” I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Goth Hudson took out hiz nife.
“OMFG no!11” shouted Finn but it wuz 2 late Doc Hudson tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den……………………………I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
“No!111” yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
Chapter 39. I Am A Trolling Genious, lolz
Disclaimer: I do not own the HP series and I am not the real dullahandame.
AN// I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know. Out of boredom, I crack this girl's passy for fun (and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble. Which I probably deserve 'cause I'm being a troll right now. Meh.
And I present to you MY crappy part in this story. (And take note I haven't even finished reading this fic yet, but instead skip over to skim chapter 38.) Flame, laugh, do whatever you want "preps."
I, the Japanese retail wearing american proseucotr perfection, coughed up blood.
Shu Takumi kneeled down beside me.
"Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!"
I gave him a rueful smile. "I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic perfection."
Shu Takumi sobbed. "I love you Manfred."
"I love you two. I'll...I'll see you in hell." I mumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to black.
C'Ruz Ramirez suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason. She frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet, but at the sight of Manfred's lifeless body, she screamed. Her face became pale with horror. She screamed for the healers, the judge, Judge Coutnrey, and every single gothic person she could think of.
Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Manfred. Everyone stared in shock. His body started to lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone's shock, it started to incinerate.
When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late, the perfection became nothing more then a pile of ashes.
A loud resounding of everyone bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!" filled the room.
A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room. Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded. When it was all over, things changed.
All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies (AN//I will refuse to explain how the hell that happened.) and, in their place, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies.
When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gofick power, everybody cheered. Everyone started singing 'Ding dong the perfection is dead...' Well, that is, until all the AA characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again.
All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their bodies cold and lifeless. Lightning and Gregory started dueling. On the left side of the two, the battle of the Prosecutors and the Defense Attorneys were reaching a climax.
And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon, Mater and C'ruz Ramirez fled the scene and got married.
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Meanwhile...
Down in hell, Manfred shed a single tear because of his current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time.
He lost it all, but he knew he had to remain strong. Nothing would ever break him down.
He looked down over his pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' He asked himself in confusion.
And then it occured to him...
For his shirt, he was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember) side. Below that, he was wearing khakis. And then Manfred realized, on his shoulder, he was carrying a plain black backpack.
Manfred supressed the urge to scream. Here he was decked out in clothes op to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister.
Panicked, Manfred hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Manfred frowned, and looked under his shirt. All he saw was a binder underneath (dare I point out it's from the Aerie line available at American Eagle?). Manfred tried to remove the shirt again. But to his frustration, there was yet again another polo to replace it.
"THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!" Ebony bellowed out to the air. He failed to see the irony in his statement, how hypocrytical his words were, seeing as he was practically calling the kettle black here.
Manfred shot a man in an elevator and mumbled to himself, "Omigod."
/End Crap Fic.
AN// Oh yeah, if you wanna see the original content this chick had planned for this chapter, I accessed it through the document manager thingy, which I copied and pasted, so you can read it here:
AN: stfu cops git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in ireland until lik july so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da cops hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111
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I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik elevator. Yanni wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Loghtning and Mater had bet him up. Ms. Oldbag was cleaning the room.
“Oh mi shu takumi wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Fregory came. He loked less mean then usual.
“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.
“Thou hath nut killd Lighting yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
“Gegory ? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.
Sudenly………. Finn, Morgan Fey and Elsie came! C'ruz Ramirez and Lighting were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. GREGORY DISAPAERD.
“OMFG Manfred ur alive!111” Scremed Lightning. I hugged him and C'ruz Ramirez.
“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my shu takumi!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.
“Manfred u were almost shot!11” said Elsie. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time.”
“But fangz anyway!1” said Finn holding oot his tire. I gasped. He had fuor tires!
“OMG I cant beleve Lightings’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.
“Well 2 be honest Godot wuz pozzesd by Godot bak den.” said Doc Hudson.
“Yah he wuz a spy.” Elsie said sadly. “He wuz really the Phantom.”
“And he wuz such a fuking cop 2!11” said Finn. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red prosecutors badges (there wuz a dvd of cars 8 in it) on it when I gasped. Ms. Oldbag looked up angrily coz she h8ed gothz.
“Hey haz aneone fuking seen Mater?” I asked gothikally.
“No Mater told me he wood be watching Cars 9.” said Morgan Fey. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”
I got up homocidally. Finn, Elsie and Morgan Fey left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather binder trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik guy on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif C'Ruz Ramirez, Adrian and Lightning.
“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped ADrian.
“We can go c Cars 9 wif Mater!1” giggled Lightning.
“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and do wheelies 666!11” said Cruz. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Mater wuz there doing it wif Godot!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.
“U fucking cop!11” we all yielded angrily.
“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Lightning angrily as he took out his blak gun.
“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Mater sadly as he took his thingie out of Godot’s.
“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Adrian trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran homocideally to my room I sexily took a tazer out.
“manfred no!11111” screamed Mater but it wuz 2 l8 I had shot a man n an elevaor wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.
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Sincerely,
An-Anon-Author-Who-Will-Silently-Not-Reveal-Her-Identity-Because-She's-A-Coward :P
A.K.A. Just a troll with rocks for brains.
Chapter 40. LOL! Someone has taken my account over!
THE IDIOT'S NOTE: Well... this was in the doc area... might as well let the whole world see what the real Eimear wanted to show us... Have a nice day!
AN: stfu cops git a lif!111111 U SUCK!11 oh and form now on il be in vocation in englind until lik august so I wont be able 2 update 4 a while, lolz. fangz 2 evry1 hu revoiwed expect da prepz hu flamed FOK U!1 MCR RULEZ 666!111
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I woke up in da Norse’s offace on a special gothik elevator. Yanni wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Loghtning and Mater had bet him up. Ms. Oldbag was cleaning the room.
“Oh mi shu takumi wut happened!” I screamed. Suddenly Fregory came. He loked less mean then usual.
“Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11” I yielded.
“Thou hath nut killd Lighting yet!11” he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
“Gegory ? OMFG what’s wrong!111” I asked.
Sudenly………. Finn, Morgan Fey and Elsie came! C'ruz Ramirez and Lighting were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. GREGORY DISAPAERD.
“OMFG Manfred ur alive!111” Scremed Lightning. I hugged him and C'ruz Ramirez.
“What the fuk happened?” I asked dem. “Oh my shu takumi!11 Am I lik dead now?” I gosped.
“Manfred u were almost shot!11” said Elsie. “But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time.”
“But fangz anyway!1” said Finn holding oot his tire. I gasped. He had fuor tires!
“OMG I cant beleve Lightings’ dad shot u!1” I gasped.
“Well 2 be honest Godot wuz pozzesd by Godot bak den.” said Doc Hudson.
“Yah he wuz a spy.” Elsie said sadly. “He wuz really the Phantom.”
“And he wuz such a fuking cop 2!11” said Finn. “He didn’t even realy no hu GC were until I told him.” Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red prosecutors badges (there wuz a dvd of cars 8 in it) on it when I gasped. Ms. Oldbag looked up angrily coz she h8ed gothz.
“Hey haz aneone fuking seen Mater?” I asked gothikally.
“No Mater told me he wood be watching Cars 9.” said Morgan Fey. “He duzzn’t know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1”
I got up homocidally. Finn, Elsie and Morgan Fey left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather binder trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik guy on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don’t get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak MCR t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital’s wings wif C'Ruz Ramirez, Adrian and Lightning.
“OMFG letz celebrate!11” gasped ADrian.
“We can go c Cars 9 wif Mater!1” giggled Lightning.
“Letz go lizzen 2 GC and do wheelies 666!11” said Cruz. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den………..I gasped……………………………………… Mater wuz there doing it wif Godot!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.
“U fucking cop!11” we all yielded angrily.
“Yah u betrayed us!111” shooted Lightning angrily as he took out his blak gun.
“No u don’t understand!1” screamed Mater sadly as he took his thingie out of Godot’s.
“No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111” said Adrian trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran homocideally to my room I sexily took a tazer out.
“manfred no!11111” screamed Mater but it wuz 2 l8 I had shot a man n an elevaor wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.
Idiot's Note: Ugh... I know... terrible... but then again, this wouldn't be called the 'worst fanfic ever if not for the fact that the writing standards meets the level of a day old fetus...
Chapter 41.
AN: 2 every1 hu kepz flaming diz GIT S LIF!!!!! I bet u proly odnt no hu miles axelrod is ur proly al cops and defense attorneys!!!!!!!!11111 neway sum1 hakked in2 mi akkount in March and dey put up my last chaptah but now der is a new 1. im surry 4 nut updating g 4 a while but ive been rilly bizzy. im trying 2 finish da story b4 da new shipping wki page kumz out. Im gong on vacation 4 a mons I wont be bak until abott 2 weeks. OMFG mater iz so hot in all da pix 4 da new movie!!!111 I wunted dem 2 put a kameo by milez axelrod lol he hsud play mater. if u flame ill do a wheloies!!!!!!!11 adrian u rok gurl hav fun in idk wherever u live.
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When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!!!!!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse’s office but it looked difrent!! On da wall wuz a pik of Carlyin Munzon!!!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den pileup?! at da dizcko or mcr) der wuz also a goffik blak Volswagon Beetle calander with a picture of beetlez werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said ‘1980.’
“OMFG!!! Im back in Tim again!!!!111” I screamed loudly. Suddenly Shu Takumi (dis is actually gregory 4 photo refrenss!). Gregory wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!!!!11
“OMFG Manfred r u ok.” He asked gothikally.
“Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation.” I snapped sexily. “OMG am I dedd???” koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from Doc Fudson’s gun. I also rememberd cing Mater doing it wif Godot!!!!111
I guessed dat when I had shot a man in an elevator I had went bak in tim instead of going to jail. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a mason system or Ellen Wyatt's timepiece.
“No ur not dead.” Shu Takumi reassured homocidLLY as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. “Ur a prosecutor so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Lightnings’s dad is doing.”
I noo dat da real reason I didn’t die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. “WTF!!!! Doc Hudson almust shot Finn!!!” I said indigoally. I knew that Doc Hudson had really ben possezzed, but I didn’t want him2 know I knew.
“Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress.” Shu takumi reasoned evilly.
“I guess that’s ok.” I said because Doc Hudson hadn’t really shot Finn. Also I noo that Finn wood now have 4 tires instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Shu Takumi. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!!!!!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Seatbelt Plan shirt (it showed an Audi wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Miles Axelrod in the vido for I Don’t 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. “Hey.” He sed all qwietly and goffically.
“Who da fuck is that?” I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.
“Dis is…Badd!!!!!!!!!11” Sed Volximort. “He used to be in da gavinners 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.
“Hey Badd.” I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.
“Lol hi manfred.” He answered but then he ran away bcos he had a lolupop to suck. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Car Race under his breth( I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!!)
“Bye.” I sed all sexily.
“Dat was Badd. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up.” Shu Takumi said sadly, luking at his blak nails.
“OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!” I said fingering something I didn’t know wuz in my pocket- a blak Carpools is What we Aim 4 cideo ipod that I could take videos wif (duz ne1 elze no about dem??? dey kik azz!!!!).
“Ok u can 4get about ur court case for now, Badd. Im going 2 show u something grate!!!!1” I led them to da courthouse. “Cum on u guys.”
Finn, Doc Hudson, Elsie and Godot were all in da courtroom. Finn woudnt talk wiv Doc Hudson because he had tried 2 shoot him.
“Go fuk urself you fukking douche!” he shouted at him. “Mater is never gong 2 b frends with Lightning now!!1”
“Yah go fuck urself Goth Hudson!” Godot agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt Goth Hudson had almost shot Finn.
“B quiet u guys.” I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Gregory good wivout doing it with him! Now Lightnings’s dad wood never die and “OK Shy Takumi and Badd, u guys can start making out.” I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.
“Kool.” said Elsie as Gregory and Badd started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Goth Hudson, Elsie , Godot and Finn all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Godot was bi.
“Oh my fukking god!!!! Gregory! Gregory!” screamed Badd as his glock touched Gregory’s.
But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame………………the judge and Ms. Oldbag!!!!111111111111
Chapter 42. da blak car race
AN: omg da new book iz kumming out rlly soon I kant wait!!!1111. I fink dat godot will be really the same person as gregory koz dey are both defnse attorneys so dat will explain y he kild da judge and he hated lightning!!!!!1111 nd den lightning wil have 2 do a wheelie so gregory will die koz he will rilly be a DL6!!!!!111 omg I hope mater nd lightning get 2getha dat will be so shmexxy, wont it?? If dey don’t den Eimear is hamophobic!!!!!111111 fangz 4 da help wiv facts, can you tell im not trying with this AN u rok!!!111
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I sat depressedly in the judges’s office wiv Badd, Shu TAkumi, Doc Hudson, Eslie, Godot and Mia. The jduge was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Lamiroir song.
“What da hell is this anyway??” he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn’t find out dat I was frum another time.
“Whatever u do don’t blame Manfred, u jerk.” Shu Takumi said.
“Yah, siriusly he was trying to get Shu Takumi and Badd back together.” Wlsi said deviantly.
“Be quiet you law people.” the judge cockled. “If ur lucky I’ll probably send u all to Hotti CLinic!!! That will teach u to copolate in da courthouse.” He changed the song on da ipod 2 a Michi Tobaye song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! The judge didn’t notece.
“You fucking bitch.” I muttoned.
“I bet you’ve never herd of GC.” DOc Marten said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Ellen Wyatt’s tim machine!!!!!11
“Shut up Doc Gothson!!!” Mater’s dad shouted.
“Yeah shut up!!!!” Godot said coppily.
“No u shut up the judge!!!!!!!!1111” said Geg.
“I’ve had enough of u lawyers in my courthouse!!!!” shouted the judge spuriously.
Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. “Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8!!! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was……..Shu Takumi .
“You dunderheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111” screamed the judge wisely as we went.
I looked around. I wuz in da prosecutors lobby wiv Shu TaKUMI . I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot blue fishnetz, a sexy blak MCR corset and blak stiletto boots with pink proseucotr badges on dem. My earrings were blake prosecutor sins and my silver hair was all around me to my mid-black.
“Hey kool where iz dis?” he asked in an emo voice.
“Dis is da future. The judges’s iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine.” I told him.
“Kool what’s an ipatch?” he whimpered.
“It’s somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music.” I yakked.
“OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?” he esked in his sexah voice.
“Um I guezz sand????” I laid confuesdly.
“Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon.” He triumphently giggled.
Suddenly some of my friends walked in.
“OMG you’re fucking alive!” said Fuck-if-I-remember-who-I-kin-signed-Ginny-to wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Frum First to Last shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive.
“Dia dhuit, bitch.” said Adrian. Ae was wearing a blak corset showing off aer goffick tattooes with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it vae waz wearing a blak leather short shorts, big blak boots, cool foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.
“Hey, motherfucker.” Said Daemon with his red hair. He waz wearing a black P?ATD t-shit and blak baggy pants.
“Hey whose that, Manfred?” C'ruz Ramirez questioned as she drovein wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.
“Oh its Shu Takumi.” I told her and she nodded knowing da truth.
Suddenly Shu Takumi started to cry.
“Are you okay Shu Takumi?” we asked concernedly.
“OMFG ur from da future!!1! What if u don’t like m anymore koz were from difrent times?????” he asked.
“No I still like you.” I said sexily to him.
“Ok.” He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by MCR on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Daemon a signal to keep Shu Takumi occupied. Shu Taukimi fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Morgsn Fey ran in!!!!!!!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing white stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.
“Oh my fucking god, where’s Mater!!!!111 How did Godot get back here!!! I tohot he wuz in Hotti CLinic.” I asked sadly.
“Manfred I was so worried abott u but I know you can’t fucking die because you’re a proseucotr. Godot came back because that girl Athena Cykes freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student.” Morgan said reassuredly.
“That bitch!!!!!!!11 Did she also free Tannni and mia ?” I shouted angrily. I hated Athens Cykes because she was a fucking prep.
“Yes they are on the loose at this school. The judge is back Carnelia is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their courtroom!!!!!!” Morgan said worriedly.
“OK. But where’s Mater???? How cum he was doing it with Godot?????”
“I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 do a wheelie after he saw u almost shoot a man in an elevator.” she said.
“OMG dat’s terrible!!!!!!!!” I gasped. Shu Takumi was still asleep, so he couldn’t tell what was going on. Then I said “Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!!!!!!!!!” wiv dat I ran out.
“Good luck Eimear!!!!!!!11” everyone cried.
I ran sexily down the staris in2 da courthouse while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw AthsnC ykes laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a Yello shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and black stiletoos. She looked jest like a cross of those fucking preps Sailor Moon and Ed Sheeran.
“You fucking bitch!!!!!111” I shouted angrily.
“No, your totally a bitch. Now Gregory will like totally kill u!” she laughed.
“UR1!!!!!!!!!1” I shouted selectively pontificating my blak gun and she started screaming koz she was being shot and I laughed sodistically.
“No!!!!!!1 Help me!!!!!!1 Please!!!!!!!!1” than Cykes screamed terrifiedly.
I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Godot and Mia had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Gregrory doing it with Badd onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da courtroom I saw Lihghitng Mcqeuensr. “OMG Lihgting!!!!111” I yielded.
We hugged each udder happily. He locked at me wif his gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow. His He wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a Pileup at da Disko concert shirt and his blak congress shoes. He looked mor like an Audi than ever. (did u hear abt da new Audi model it rox!!!1)“I wus so worried you died!” moaned Lighting.
“I know but Im a proseucotr lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Gregory from when he was yung with me.”
“Where’s Mater ?” I asked spuriously.
“Mater? You mean that fukking bitch who betroyed you?” Lihgitng snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.
“I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM.” I SED SMARTY.
“I’ll do it den.” Montgomery said angstily.
“OK.” I argreed. Suddenly……….all da lights in da room went out. And den……a ghost appeared.
“Oh my fucking shu takumi!!!!!” Montgomery shouted.
“I fink Gregory has arrivd.” I sed anxiously. “Fuck, I have to find Mater!!1 I guess we shood separate.”
“Ok.” Lihting sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the courthouse.
Chapter 43.
AN: I fink after dis I wil hav abott 2 or three mor chapterz. Fangz 2 all muh revyooers not das flamers if u flamed sis story den u suk!!!!!!!!!111111 if u flam den fukk u!!!111
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I walked sexily into the courtroom. It was empty except for one person. Naater was there!! He sat der in deddly bloom in his blak 666 t-shirt and his baggy blak pants. He had fallen on his side!!!!!111 I felt mad at him for having sexwith Godot but I felt sorry for him. He looked just like Miles Axelrod with his red eyes and his dark paintjob.
“Mater are you okay????” I asked.
“I’m not okay.” he screamed depressedly. I thought of the MCR song nd I got even more depressed koz that song always makes me cry. I gave him a pot cigarette and he started to smoke it.
“Oh Mater why did you do it with that fucking bastard Godot ?” I asked teardully.
“I-” Mater began to say but suddenly Mia and Ms. Oldbag appearated in2 da room!! They didn’t see us.
“Im so glad we me and Godt were freed.” said Mia.
“Dam, this job would be great if it wasn’t 4 da fukking students!” Ms Oldbag argreed.
“die!!!!!111” I yielded angrily pointing my gun at them.
“Noooooooo!!!!1” Mia shouted as chains came on her. Ms Oldbag ran away.
“You fukking bitch.” I said laughing wiv depths of evil and depressedness in my voice. “Now u have 2 tell us where Gregory is or I’m gong 2 torture u!!!!”
“I don’t now where he is!!!!1111” said Mia. Suddenly Shu Takumi and Lihgting ran in2 da room. Lightnin didn’t know who Shu Takumi was really.
“Oh my shu takumi, we were so worried about u guys!!1” Lightning said. I looked sexily at Mater with his goffik red eyes with contacts, blak t-shirt that said 666 on it and dark paintjob, Lighting with his sexy blak hair and red eyes just like an Audie and Shu Takumi who looked jist like Doc Hudson then.
I selectively took the caramel from my pocket. And then….. I began frenching Mater sexily. Mia gasped. Mater began to take all of his cloves off and I could see his tits. Then Lightning took his own clotes off too. We all began making out 2gther sexily. I took off my blak leather binder, my blak lace thong and the rest of my clothes. Every1 took their glocks out except 4 me lol. “Oh mi shu takumi!! Marter!!!!” I screamed as he put his hardness in my thingy Den he did da same fing to Montgomery. I began making out wiv Shu Takumi and he joined in. “OMS!!!111” cried Lightning . “Oh Lighting! Lightning!!!” I screamed screamed. “Oh Shu Takumi!!!!!” yelled Montgomery in pleasore. Mia watched in shock. Wee took turns doing shooting her koz we were all sadists. Suddenly……………………………..
………….a big blak car that said 666 on the license plate flew strait through da windows. And Godot wuz in it!!!!!!!11
Chapter 44.
AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!!!1gregory edgeworth is so hot lol i hop lighting wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis movie!!!!1111 omfg im leeving ireland pretty soon kant wait!!! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.
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Mater shooted angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz………….Godot !!!!!
“I shall free you Mia but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. “Manfred Per'fection Silver von Carma must be killed. Den the law shall never die!!!!”
“You fucking cop!!!” yelled Mater. Then he loked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell u, Manfred. Godot was just being really sexy im not actually attracted to himt!!!!”
We all put our clothes on quickly except Shu Takumi. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Shu Takumi didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, na hat, a brown coat and white skin. He had changed into………… Gregory!!!!!!!111
“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!” Thunder came in da room.
“No plz don’t kill us!” pleaded Lighting. Suddenly Adrian, C'ruz ramirez, Daemon, Whoever Ginny Is, Fordnix and Mileage, Yanni, Judge Courtney, The judge, Elsie and Finn all ran in.
“What is da meaning of dis?” The judge asked all angrily and Gregory lookd away (bcos the judge is da only prsson he is scared of.) He did a logic and suddenly he became a guhost sexily. Gregory flew above the roof evilly.
“Oh my goth!” Goth Hudson gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
“The law shall jail all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!” Godot ejaculated menacingly.
“You fucking cop pigs!” Elsie shouted angrily.
“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, DIE!!!” screamed Lighting but da sparks from his gun only hit Godot’s car. It fell down Godot quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.
“Oh my fucking god!!!1” I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Mater and the video of Shu Takumi doing it with
“If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the courhouse.” He laughed meanly.
“No!” I scremed. “FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Mia!!!!11”
“Whats she talking abott??????” Mia slurped as she sat in chains.
“I saw 2 she’s gunna show evry1 da picter!!!111” Mongomery shouted angrily.
“Shut up!!!111’” ia roared.
“Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Gregory. “Thou shall all dye soon.”
“Think again you fucki bitch!!!!!1” Montgomery yelled and then he and Daemon both took out blak guns! But Gregory took out his own one.
“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.
“Acco Daemon's gun!!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Daemon's gn was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Manfrd u will die!!!!!!!!11111”
He maid lighting come all over da place.
“Save us Manfred!” The judge cried.
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the courtroom and shoot a man in an elevator with mi friends while we watched Cars 3 and Cares 2 and do it with Matr but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
“DL6!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.